Look at the size of that thing! Jumping will not help you!

YOU DON'T HUNT A MAN!

And Chris Rock can re-record "Basketball Jones" with shout-outs to Looney Tunes characters!

Don't.

And then she vampired Guy Ritchie's soul, robbing him of his former ability to make interesting movies!

Ah yes, the "Burn After Reading" ending! My favorite.

That's what Deadspin's for!

Naturally!

Reality shows are as "live and uncut" as a professional wrestling event is an actual athletic competition where the winner is undetermined. As "live and uncut" as the people on CSI are actual police officers.

Sean Penn's been on the blacklist ever since the full-retard movie. Also he only ever takes the obvious Oscar-bait roles, which is frankly annoying.

I love Bruce, which led me to see "My Name is Bruce," which was AWFUL.

These are good rules.

Also his plane, and whether or not you should be on it.

With you on the Christmas movies. They've all got this undercurrent of "if you don't have THE SPIRIT OF THE SEASON, there is something entirely wrong with you. Also, fuck the Jews, Muslims, Hindus, and double-fuck the atheists."

I smell it, let me inhale it…

YES, CUBAN B!

AW HELL NAW

Look at your man. Now look at me.

Karate is the Dane Cook of martial arts.

Nothing is speled right.