Sustained! Plaintiff is not actually first, and thus is sentenced to fire and CancerAIDS!

RT @Elrond Hubbard

You're all speciesists. Yeah, all dogs just go bark bark bark, I like food and licking my nuts. Well, fuck you too.

Beetle … breakfast?

Savage doesn't answer the question, but the answer is "yes."

@Joe Kickass — I like it! They still have to wear tuxedoes and ballgowns, though.

Oh my god what the fuck barbecue?

With the showtimes being displayed to the right, there was a lot of blank space between the end of the review and the start of the comments. So much so that for a minute, I was really expecting to see an "OF COCK."

And they can't find work either!

It's hard to fairly judge the size of Anne Hathaway's mouth from pictures alone. I'd really need to get up close, maybe put something in there, to get an accurate measurement.

Anne Hathaway, I will escort you to my crib, where I will prepare for you a romantic meal comprised of succulent lobster from the finest sea. We will both eat the lobster and enjoy a side dish of rice with it. There will also be a baked potato waiting for you, and some butter for you to place upon that potato. In…

Heh heh heh … you said helicooter.

What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

You can't just take out New Jersey, you'll ruin all transportation on the Northeast Corridor!

I don't know if you can see but I'm doing this as hard as I can.

I think Kring answered that in the interview. Masi Oka is under contract to do publicity for NBC, and he (Kring) has no balls.

I think the contingent of people who read/comment on the recaps without ever watching the show anymore is quite significant.

Woo!

Again with the "Ana-Lucia & Libby were killed off because of their DUIs" thing? Come on, dude. It takes time to write, produce, and finish an episode of a TV show, the whole thing doesn't turn around in a week and a half.

Is that was Des was reading? I couldn't make out the title, but it seemed like that would make sense.