This is where a less lazy person might find and post a link to "the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny."

T-Rex slept with Dromiceomimus that one time, too.

Or maybe the dinosaurs could evolve into humans! And their leader could be played by Dennis Hopper! It's gold, Jerry!

With James McAvoy as a young John Hammond, and Flea as himself!

But please, no more ridiculous hats…

I use Adblock, and I don't mail checks to my favorite websites. I also don't pay for internet access. Or sex.

"Yes, you're very smart. Shut up."

The voiceover for "Conan" also had Mako try really, really hard to pronounce the word "chronicler."

And the twist is that Dolph Lundgren was a dog the whole time!

KHAAAAAN!

He's already played a vampire! The master thespian has to stretch!

Australian vampires are upside-down.

Dude you can't fight Steven Seagal, that's assaulting a police officer.

90% of everything is garbage. We should all know this by now.

WHO DA BOOM KING?

This year's prediction: PAIN.

fastandsloppy's posts are funny when imagined spoken in Sean Connery's voice.

As long as she doesn't laugh like that damned Duck Hunt dog, I think we'll be okay.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE FRENCH
and why can't they translate Squeakquel?

Any inventory of movie dwarves is going to read as Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Warwick Davis, Tony Cox, Billy Barty