I liked all of those movies, but I think the point I want to make is, I'm stealing "fuck you and your eyes" and using it often.

Ryan Reynolds is kinda perfect as Deadpool. Still raises the question, in a Deadpool movie, who should be Bob: Agent of HYDRA?

that's some Spider-man shit right there.

@El Santo - I'm with you on both of those points, but then there's this:

Deez nuts is Fireproof.

My damn Mets continue to be the epitome of failure, and yet I love them.

Maybe they're just not showing the zipper-gimp mask in the trailers?

They're Xi now.

THAT'S why Spider-Man 3 was bad! THE BUTLER DID IT!

But that sort of thing happens in the real world where movies are made by lots of people, some of whom may be bastards and some of whom may be hardball negotiators.

Do sharks fart?

I think "Dr. Strangelove" has the best ending to a movie.

Bram J. Stoker's Fabulous Dracula!

Fetchitbot & Robosleep'n'Eat
"Stepin Fetchitbot & Robosleep'n'Eat"

How'd it get burned how'd it get burned HOW'D IT GET BURNED?

When this show started, I thought I wouldn't be able to stop thinking of John Noble as Denethor, sneering "Can you sing, Master Hobbit?" in every scene.

Don't get your hopes up.

Perhaps Tigra?

Batman can beat absolutely anyone in the world, except Wesley Willis. But Wesley's dead now.

Jack Horner.