Something awesome. I'd talk like that all the time if I didn't have to, you know, live in the real world and have a job and all that monkeybusiness.

Astoria represent!!! Easy to get to Manhattan! Hard to get to Brooklyn!!! See you bitches there anyhow!

Oh come now, the flying V in an unstoppable offensive pattern. If we've learned nothing else from the Mighty Ducks, at least we've learned that.

Luke Cage seemed a little unsure of just what the fuck he was supposed to be doing there.

Big eye sockets, eh? That's strangely hot.

Meh.

So if Jack Bauer was supposed to be Bush, and Anna is Obama…

Pretty people are really lizards! And they said I was crazy.

there's spaceships at the end.

The Final Five
Anders, Tyrol, Tigh, Tory & Ellen. Right?

Sic transit gloria.

Doug Funny?

Please. Most of the "female" commenters here are actually dudes. I know, I'm half of them.

That when scene, where Arnold's destroying the office while shouting the title of the film over and over… how can you not want to see that in Hi-Definition?

Tinkerbell is bullshit. She doesn't talk!

You would think that people who work in the TV industry would have SOME idea as to how video works, but no.

Ricky Jay's just talking about the photography of the film we're shooting tomorrow, but if you've got better things to do, then fine. Now he's going to go watch your wife fuck some random dude in the driveway.

TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!

If you keep repeating it, it loses all meaning.

Beast Rabin beat me to it, but yes, a major American brewing company had made "it's ingestible!" the slogan for their beer.