And even they can't get "its"/"it's" right…

That should have been "Boschian baccanalia modern mass celebrity culture." That way the alliteration remains unbroken.

zombie season!

@staircar - Are you in NY? I had the same problem. DVR'd the 4 a.m. repeat, that one was fine.

I thought Jodie Foster was out?

Hell yes to Batman Returns … especially with AMC playing the shit out of it this past week.

That's it, that was the best line.

I AM A JEDI! I AM A JEDI!

It's not even a particular original character. It's basically the same idea as Stacy512, only a 13-year-old boy!

Alley + TRAVOLTA = Willis baby. With Jamie Foxx, the baby'd probably be voiced by Marlon Wayans.

I feel like Bill Hicks was pitching a very similar program years ago, involving Billy Ray Cyrus.

Oh for fuck's sake, not another goddamn character.

But you never really know if the G train is going to be running, and if it is which dimensions it's going to pass through. I swear, I took the G late at night this one time and it dropped me off in the 1920's.

The universe is indifferent.

Science!

Some kind of sex thing, near as I can tell.

Old news
Love you, Amelie, but Deadspin scooped you on this one by a solid 3 days. They also featured better art, to wit: what A-Rod as a centaur might actually look like.

Making the casting perfect!

Learning that Ben from Short Circuit 2 wasn't really Indian was a moment akin to learning Santa Claus wasn't real. Happened at about the same time, too. When I was 17.

And then Peter Sarsgaard could be Loki!