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There's also Freya! And, um… nope, that's all I got.

Ricky Jay!

You understand, though, that Ian McKellan isn't a wizard, right?

WHAT!?!?

Wrong about Holmes, he boxed before he became a famous detective. That was established in one of the first couple of stories, where he was able to get some information (or something, it's been a while since I've read them) from a rich guy's bodyguard because that bodyguard had known — and respected — Holmes from his

Gay Gene FTW.

WHAT!?!

WHAT!?

Dr. Mrs. The Monarch, you mean?

And then… TEETH!

That movie wasn't very good at all.

Season 1 finale was just a poor episode. Season 2 premiere made it clear that it wasn't about to get any better, soon.

You're all idiots, the game is "Worms Armageddon."

Brilliant! It's a film about how hard life is in the streets! No one saw that coming! I tells ya, when I saw the headline that Fiddy had directed a film, I was certain it would be some kind of sci-fi romantic comedy!

That just hit the Sideshow-Bob-stepping-on-a-rake level.

Oh wait, it's okay to like Speed Racer now? That was quick.

It was.

I have a digital camera and a basement. But I can't get you a show on E.

My money's on John-David.

It's the freshmaker!