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@frankz — I really, really want to see that movie.

Mean Girls.

"End of line" works pretty well.

Verne Troyer as Herve Villechaize!

"primera" is Spanish for "I want to die in a fire."

He got Shafted.

The Chinaman is not the issue!

Lemur, we just don't have the technology yet.

Didn't they already do this with Kanye in an Absolut ad?

Number One, go take a number two!

That's the key to the city of Pasadena!

She didn't even kidnap herself!

They're Nazis, Walter?

Fuckin' Quintana, that creep can roll…

Just let anyone here hold on to your keys, it's basically the same thing.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I remember that time, though I was too young to appreciate it then.

ROSEBUD IS THE SLED!!!

You're not alone.

Woohoo!