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Haven't gotten into Big Love, so I still just picture Don Cheadle asking "Did someone say deal?"

Nah, I could totally see her in the Val Kilmer role.

Though really, the car's had some modifications to it. I'd be surprised if yo could power a 23rd-century Nokia phone on a 300-year-old battery, and you could see the license plate was all from the future.

Never. They're all retired from acting forever. Although Bashir occasionally gets to show up in films like "Syriana."

The first captain killed Nadia. And tried to kill Tony Stark, too! The bastard!

He does afterward. Shit gets kinky.

Two words: Bilbo Baggins.

But the shirt's totally the wrong color! Gawd, have some respect!

Donny shut the fuck up.

The guy with the blog
Who would play Bob, Agent of HYDRA?

ZOMBIE ELVIS!

Arbys! Different is good!

You lost me at "Jim Carrey as…"

I believe "stab his eyes" was Nicieza's idea of a curse from the war-torn future that Cable came from. It was pretty much just Cable who ever said it.

KOOOOOOHN!!!

Toby seems like the kind of person you would want to share a beer with and try to cheer up. But he also seems like the kind of person that, 5 minutes into sharing that beer, will remind you why nobody likes hanging with him.

Technically speaking, he's a redneck.

You're not supposed to eat silica gel. It says so right on the package.

What's an oenophile, Walter?

But then they make a lot of money off the DVD sales, so really it's a win-win from Fox's perspective. And nerd tears are delicious!