There's a great illustrated edition of A Brief History of Time that I picked up about a year ago. Not only do the visuals help with a lot of the more esoteric stuff, but the book itself is really beautiful.

Blah Blah Blah: Trouble in Paradise

Who da boom king?

I think this is more like Necrobutcher, really.

Richard = Belding?

I'm agreeing with Chico's interpretation here.

boobs in a t-shirt > boobs in a jumpsuit.

You think Tom killed the messenger?

His friends were named Sharon & Lois. It wasn't said in the episode, and the ABC press release won't confirm it, but some things are just true.

If I can masturbate to a company's ads, even if I never buy anything from said company, I'll still have a positive opinion of it.

I'm just waiting for the day when Wolverine supplants Dorothy and literal fairies as the most prominent gay icon.

Oh come now. You know the entire point of the post was to spawn twat comment threads.

When will these hippies learn, releasing the animals from secret laboratories will only ever result in death on a mass scale?

The taste grows on you.

People who don't like beer are like people who don't like coffee. I just feel sorry for you, and I don't think we can ever really be friends. We can be acquaintances, sure, and have polite conversation at social gatherings, but there'll always be a distance between us.

Royale with cheese.

Well honestly, ScubaDew, can you think of a worse punishment than listening to Peter Petrelli whine? Can you?

Yep. I held on at the start of the season, saw no reason to come back after the hiatus, but still enjoying the writeups immensely.

Body massage machine!

Your friend with a cleft asshole?