It's why you don't leave the baby on the roof of the car.

I've poisoned yours - ha ha - as well!

BAYSPLOSIONS!!!

Shit just got real.

Wiseguy, eh?

You can use a fork to fish them out. It's perfectly safe as long as you don't touch any of the heating or electric components.

GET SOME NUTS!

Colonel Gentleman's List of Actresses Who Need A Slap in the Jaw:

IN SOVIET UNION, DOG IS MAN, YOU!

But what does Buck O'Neil have to say about it?

Change it so that Joe's shirtless, and I can get McCoughnehey involved. I'll need my $45 in advance, however.

STAY OUT OF TROUBLE.

This is untoward! This is not toward!

Neither! The one character in the whole series to occupy any kind of gray area!

wokka wokka wokka!

Also, cock.

It's ok, ow. Every time I'm hanging out with my bros, drinking beer and watching sports and ignoring our girlfriends while talking about tits, and then an Axe commercial comes up, I get insulted too.

Sorry e2p, I think we've just proven conclusively that Adam & Eve were dinosaurs.

Bollicious!

I've got your apopter right here.