It's usually better to talk to them, try some flirty banter, perhaps buy them an alcoholic beverage or several. I've found that most girls, if you just pick them up and carry them off without first utilizing a combination of the previously-mentioned other techniques, get quite upset. Sometimes the term "sexual…

Wait, if Jesus was the first human, then what was Mary? Or Joseph? Or the three kings?

Don't be ridiculous. Sassy black chicks can also be played by Queen Latifah.

Hell, standard def is dying. Not yet, not soon, but it will. SD still appears quite healthy, but doctors do see an odd hazy spot in the x-rays.

like Batman? What?

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Oh my God, that's HEEE-LARIOUS! I haven't heard that pun yet! Not even once!

A clock for your wrist, dude.

That ain't right. You should probably have a doctor look at that.

The song choices were all pretty silly, but "Hallelujah" was the only one where I felt I was laughing at the movie and not with it.

The what?

I really want to see the western where he never leaves his car.

Me too. Until I'm done masturbating, then I usually fall asleep.

Because of Fight Club, I can't read any Palahniuk without hearing it narrated by Edward Norton.

Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!

ZING!

No one's gonna fuck with the Sausage King of Chicago anyway

DEEP BLUE SEA? A SHARK FUCKING ATE ME! DRINK BITCH!

OH SNAP!

Journeyman Returns!

My grandmother is a Holocaust survivor and she has the shittiest taste in movies, so no.