I like Fringe! It's a good show!

Zing!

They didn't get that "brain fart" was a metaphor.

Neil Young and Neil Diamond … truly the Paxton/Pullman of the music industry…

Doesn't he write for ESPN.com?

Fuck that shit. Maybe i'm dating myself, but when I was an NYU brat, we just barricaded ourselves in our rooms to smoke mountains of pot and write pretentious screenplays.

Assouline makes the gay love easier, but honestly, you're better off sticking with a water-based lubricant.

But in Africa, they'll kill you for being a penis-stealing wizard.

Skeletor isn't gay, he was banging Evil-Lyn the whole time. While Beast Man was hiding in the closet, watching and masturbating.

IT'S MURDER!

Real Tracy Morgan never ran down the street screaming "I am a Jedi."

Farewell and adieu to you dear Spanish ladies…

Where your feet, Blue Man?

Frank Jojo Lapidus

I probably could have used the word "suspect" a few more times.

It's short for Guamtanamo!

The Internet Eating Sensation? I didn't know he was a scientist.

Why would anyone go to Guam?

I wonder if he ever found out what was wrong with Michael Jackson, my main man…

Whose house?