It's true. This whole global economic kerfluffle is Joel Siegel's fault.

wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.

I'm pretty sure they built a shed.

Monty Python = hilarious.

"In principle, this will be a few skladanek" is the phrase of the day.

DO IT!

I can't run without my iPod. Music keeps me on pace and motivated.

Perhaps they're fearful of the bees?

Your life must be more fun than mine. I'm 27, but I've been told I can play 39.

For reference, see "Hayes, Isaac"

For some reason I read that as "Neanderthal Skrulls."

This film was already made
This film was already made by David O. Russell in 1999. The setting was transposed from Vietnam to Iraq, and it starred George Clooney as Hannibal, Mark Wahlberg as Face, Ice Cube as BA Baracus and Spike Jonze and Murdock.

That doesn't sound right.

I'm pretty sure Colin Powell also has sex with his bathers.

Remember in Police Academy 6, where Michael Winslow's character actually convinced the criminal that he was a robot?

Nope, I still got Ewan McGregor running from the cops for that song.

I've never been more sincere in my life.

I've had a borderline-irrational hatred of Sean Penn since I first saw the trailer for the movie where he goes full retard. I just want to punch him. In the nose. More than once.

Mickey Rourke
Following in the footsteps of the other greatest actor of his generation, Mr. T…

Nope, in this one the leather pants are in Kate Beckinsale.