So back to the first page, this point was already brought up and proven wrong.

Moby Dick was a Cetaceanthrope. That was the big twist at the end, that Ishmael and Moby Dick were one and the same the whole time.

MBS, that actually sounds like the greatest film EVER.

LOUD NOISES!!

He didn't pronounce every single word exactly like the old man said. Therefore, instead of saving us from the Deadites, Obama has doomed us all.

Also, she could see Russia from her house.

How is that possibly a real name?

The Dude
Dude should have already known this aggression would not stand. At least Anderson didn't cut off his johnson.

You'll get your dangly bits, all right.

AND YOUR MOTHER!

OH SNAP!

Right Kirk, the problem's with the flash. Lasers don't flash, they just drill directly into the retinas. Perfectly ok. And, like you said, hilarious.

That scene was one of ABC's preview clips that've been kicking around the internet since last week, Chrissy. Is it possible that's where you saw it before?

Except they're not the same woman.

Hurley's Mom might be my favorite supporting character. "Jesus wants to know what color car you want!"

I'm agreeing with the earlier poster on another thread in thinking hand-taking British guys could be Widmore's people from earlier, before Ben "took the island away from him."

My theory is that women know that when they fight each other, it's awesome. And so they drag it out a little bit longer.

It's the Norbit to her Dreamgirls.

Don't forget the beer!

Jello-puddin'-eatin' motherfucker.