Aw hell, all I was going for was a damn firstie. Already I see how 2009's going to be.

War, huh. Good God, y'all. What is it good for?

innocent until proven guilty
This type of treatment is totally inappropriate, especially for those with no prior convictions.

I hate democracy.

Oh snap.

You are opinion. And you suck.

Yep. Double-check the 5th & 6th paragraphs, Rabin. This better be fixed by tomorrow morning, or by golly there'll be further snide comments.

where the steak grows
I have it from a reliable source that this is the only film Dmitri Young has seen.

Supposedly, if you exiled Ender to Tonga, he'd figure out a way to annihilate your entire culture with coconuts and a piece of driftwood. He's the MacGuyver of genocide.

Craig Robinson = Lando Calrissian

Quiet now, Hep Cat. Tits is universal.

no mention of Deep Roy?
Come on, Nathan, no mention of Deep Roy's scene in "Heckler," sitting in a hot tub berating Kennedy over Tomato-meter scores and saying how they should get some girls over there?

If he were an internet person, he'd hate you all, too.

Andy's causing Dwight to turn into Jim.

my favorite part of this hour…
… was watching B.J. Upton manufacture another run, single-handedly, in the rain.

And that's why I let the sound of my own wheels drive me crazy.

vampires?
Vampires? On the bus???

a lot of attention followed by a sense of eh
Yep, that about sums it up.

Does Mark Wahlberg hit him in the face with a beach ball?

how about…
Bitches leave?