You think you slick, and ain't got no class! I'ma rock this shotgun up your mothafuckin ass!

John Quincy Adams.

… mon ami.

White people have names like "Lenny," while black people have names like "Carl!"

Don't do that. Bro.

Maya's vagina = vortex of evil?
Because it looks like the way to get into her pants is to be a super-powered batshit-insane killer.

They're calling the cops, man…

Sure was, a couple of weeks ago if I remember right.

Broken Flowers.

You know, for kids!