Nope, that's the exact thought I had. I figured "Licensed to Ill" royalties alone would have netted him more cash than that. 

We're clearly venturing into late period hair metal territory here.  One of these guys is going to be the Jani Lane of the '30s.

We're clearly venturing into late period hair metal territory here.  One of these guys is going to be the Jani Lane of the '30s.

Great, an ironic (but not really, because good bands are playing) music festival. Pretty sure we'll look back at this moment in about five years as the point at which music festivals started dying off.

Great, an ironic (but not really, because good bands are playing) music festival. Pretty sure we'll look back at this moment in about five years as the point at which music festivals started dying off.

They also did that amazing cover of "Daydream Believer" on the PopMart tour.

They also did that amazing cover of "Daydream Believer" on the PopMart tour.

What about the Pacific?

What about the Pacific?

I think Girls takes it for actually showing the miscarriage and placing it in the context of a mid-afternoon bar bathroom hookup.  That's just true innovation in Deus Ex Miscarriage construction.

I think Girls takes it for actually showing the miscarriage and placing it in the context of a mid-afternoon bar bathroom hookup.  That's just true innovation in Deus Ex Miscarriage construction.

Outstanding Achievement in Deus Ex Miscarriage:

Outstanding Achievement in Deus Ex Miscarriage:

Yeah, I thought the response to observations that it isn't particularly funny was, "Well, it was misrepresented by the promos to be a comedy, it's really not a comedy …"

Yeah, I thought the response to observations that it isn't particularly funny was, "Well, it was misrepresented by the promos to be a comedy, it's really not a comedy …"

That's how you stay rich: close proximity to 4 t-shirts for $10 deals on I Drive.

That's how you stay rich: close proximity to 4 t-shirts for $10 deals on I Drive.

You'd have to figure that some are smart enough to start dumping their supplies once word gets out that a boarding search is going on.  I think there was a bust of a jam band cruise that netted about 50; I figure the consumption level on that cruise is higher, but the drug search-related experience savvy outstrips the…

You'd have to figure that some are smart enough to start dumping their supplies once word gets out that a boarding search is going on.  I think there was a bust of a jam band cruise that netted about 50; I figure the consumption level on that cruise is higher, but the drug search-related experience savvy outstrips the…

Cue the inevitable "joint ICE, DEA, U.S. Marshals and Broward County Sheriffs sting nails 50 hipsters loaded down with drugs, about to board the Coachella cruise" stories.