Next stop Crackton, Crackton!

PBS makes me cry.

Second the like for avatar above. I just don't know what a donkey punch is. So can I ask, what is a donkey punch? Donkey puncherelli?

I watched myself get fat while watching TV this weekend.

Good lord no. Don't watch this show unless you are in a foreign country and this is the only thing that's on and you can't go outside because of possible civil war gunfire, or nuclear radiation. Oh never mind, there is no good reason to watch these shallow motherfuckers and their stupid rich LA problems. No offence…

I only got two things
My word and my balls. Seriously, I watched this movie the other night and it has to be the most misquoted movie. Hehehe, it made me laugh. It was an Internet download in English with English subtitles and it really added something to the movie. You can make out the dialog where they are…

They all get shot.

Hilarious true story guys
My husband insisted for the first few seasons that Snoop was a dude. I kept telling him, that is a female person, darling. And until the episode where she got her period, he never believed me.

Neophyte, I think you have a giant boner for the AV club. I always refer to this site as "My Site" when people tell me something that I already fucking know. Heard it this morning on Newswire, etc. So, I guess now I have a giant boner.

Insufferable poop bag.

Bret Micheals has diabeetus.

80's hair is so bad, that it is good. I never had those poofy hairdos in school. I am immune to their consultations.

I don't feel like subjecting myself to this show myself, so what is the premise?

There is no way the commenter deserves that status of "douchiest". What the fuck kind of word is that anyway!? You are all poop bags to me. The Biggest Douche, or Huge Douche would be better. Anyway I have said it before and I will say it again, douche is out, cath bag is in.
Another phrase that needs to die
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Major League 2: The Cokening

Movies are cool
Twilight, Moonlight, Dusklight…Wait, those movies are the worst, but people really wanted them. I couldn't even watch the whole first movie. I was by myself and I JUST COULDN'T WATCH ANOTHER MINUTE of that horrible POS. Anyone else?

Wasn't it vampire weekend? I am just stupid, or did I see the wrong show?

In no other way
Could this show have been any better. It's like we can't believe it's over. Alas, all good things must come to an end. But, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit, it's hard not having a great show to watch and look forward to. My sad little life will have to do. Wah.

Nope coming of age com/dram.

This tread made my daughter ask me, "Mommy what's so funny". Burned down puppy kennel, hahahha. Still laughing, can't type. Thank you all for your contributions.