A sugar cookie, mon…!

I must have missed 60 Minutes

"I wasn't yelling at the meter, I was yelling at the siding! What do you think I am, crazy?"

Excellent! *air guitars Wyldstallions lick*

my favourite was this one: "…condo-board-like council meetings involving the dullest vampires in moviedom"

I'm the poorman's Brendan Frasier

Quick! Get me shopping mall singing sensation Tiffany and former Melrose Place heart-throb Andrew Shue; scour every 7-11 if you have to!

Ooooh, the dreaded D+! It's not even "so bad its good".

In the novelization Han shoulder-fakes Greedo, like an old west shootist, into drawing first, knowing he can out-draw the bounty hundter so its all nice and legal. I liked that version the best.

Berlusconi is a hell of a lot more accurate.

Ahem: "not exactly"

Not exactly… I had this friend in middle school, lived with his grandparents who were German immigrants. His grandfather had been in the Wehrmacht during the war. During some kind of Parent-teach night thing, my mom ended up sitting next to his grandmother, who started ranting to my mom about how the Jews made it all…

Why is this so surprising? Black Sabbath was heavily influenced by classical music (as well as other genres, like Big Band, and Jazz), you can hear it all over their early albums.

I was watching Highlander for the Nth time, because it was on and I like it.

I liked the two Gardener Bond books I read; they were fun.

Write more. I mean, for me; both fiction and non. I already write a lot for my job, but its boring, dry business shit. I keep a small notebook to jot down ideas, and I'd like to flesh out a lot more of the ideas and actually crank out several of these essays I've been thinking on - essentially commentaries on my…

I used to work at a Subway during high school, the things I have been requested to put between two pieces of bread *shudder* I still get flashbacks every times I smell Italian dressing and doritos.

Jinkies!

I don't know whether to be surprised or impressed that no one rambled off any porn titles.

Look, there is lots to denigrate Tucker Carlson over, legitimately (he's a snide little weasel), do you need to bring his skin colour into it? Fuck's that got to do with it?