Betty Rubble. She wasn't a harridan like Wilma (in her defense, though: Fred), I like dark hair, and c'mon, that ass.

What is your biggest pop-culture-based regret? A role you refused, or a joke you were going to use in a set, but thought it sucked. Could also go the opposite way: a joke you thought was good but bombed horribly, or a role you took that turned into a disaster.

"There's always some motherfucker trying to play baseball in the rain"

We don't need this kind of bullshit here. You want a final solution, start without yourself, asshole. The people that upvoted this should be ashamed of themselves.

I went to a middle school in an inner-city neighborhood, where I was a minority as a white boy (West Indies/East Indies majority). You don't even know…beaten up, denigrated, robbed a few times, and even had a gun shoved in my face - because this white meat was easy prey. Though, the black kids who were accused of…

Oh sure, I prefer it that way too….*now*. But then? Uh uh, any girl that would have let me.

There's a disturbing lack of Yes in your greatest Prog bands list.

We would have also accepted "NORM!"

No you are not. The protocol goes like this: You can nod and maybe murmur something to the person next to you, if its a colleague you're pretty tight with, but no actual conversation should take place until you're washing your hands at the sink.

Damn dude, that's discipline.

Yup, this was what I was getting at, and I agree with your last point. Its not going to fix how to interact with others, but if his fear or anxiety around sex gives the impression that he's desperate or has a lack of confidence, then maybe "getting it over with" can help in that respect.

I tried to qualify my remarks with "many" and "most" because I know there are exceptions, of course there are. And I don't think its the lack of sexual experience per se, but the associated baggage around it: There must be something wrong with him if he can't get into a relationship, or his anxiety about having sex…

If you feel its holding you back and making you feel like a loser, then I would say go for it, just to get over that virginity hump. Now, be warned, like many of us, you've likely built sex up in your mind as some grand universe altering "best thing ever!" experience, and your first time will…. not be that. It might…

God wants you to get laid (ie be happy). Is your church going to blow you? No. But this girl might.

We will just pick something else to fight about and hate eachother over.

Funny how billions of dollars will suddenly make you an Adonis.

I don't like the….what are those? Cravats? Scarves? Yeah, not feeling it.

As long as you're attractive, that's about it yeah. (I'm in that same, lonely, frustrated boat, dude)

"You kids don't know Grand Funk?! The wild shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner? The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The competent drum work of Don Brewer? Oh man!"

If he's going to have Shannon Tweed's face printed on the ass of his wrestling tights, I'm in.