This is pretty revolting. Fuckin' hate these internet professional shit-flingers.

They seem to be dribbling in as we speak

It'll be number 1 in the ratings, urine for a real treat.

Mostly I like music to accompany labour. If I am cooking in the kitchen, or cleaning the house, or fixing/repair/renovating. Makes the chore seem less like a chore. But I don't have a specific type of music for that, just whatever I feel like at the time, or a random play list.

I don't like music for working out, I find it distracting. I'm trying to regulate and control my breathing, and concentrate on technique and music throws that off. I also don't listen to music when out and walking around, I like to be aware of surroundings.

Opening riff from All Along The Watch Tower. But that's only like, when you're "in the shit"

….I fuckin' *hate* Life is a Highway.

Don't push it, pal…

I'm out of touch. This was 5 years ago? I don't know this song or this band, but can we just have a moratorium on party-pop songs about "tonight" and all the merriment we will soon be making until at some point we "do it". These three words must be the most over-used song lyrics in the last 15 or so years. In fact, I…

"Grandfather is talking to you"

Yebisu, son.

Eh, but your big brands just sell a life-style. That's all they've got, this fantasy that if you drink the right brand, you're going to be living it up, life will be a big party and the hot blonde will want your dick.

So, question: Transparent: *The* most important show ever, or the most important show *ever*?

Yeah, its like he's a poet, or something.

1) Pretty sure that's a troll. It's too good to be true.
2) Sounds like one of those conspiracy theories. "Big Load is behind everything! They control the entire Military-Porno complex"
3) Good advice. I just assumed old people were banging like crazy

Eric Burdon is still alive. But he's just too big of an asshole, and Death is like, "eh, I *really* don't want to have to deal with that guy…"

Zappa ticks the boxes, pretty much. Good call on that one (love Frank Zappa, loved him since I could remember. My dad used to play Joe's Garage and Apostrophe when I was a toddler). But Zappa is essentially black-listed, you'll never see a dramatic re-telling of his life.

As a 67-year old man, I assure you, I am completely focused on being bare-ass-naked and blow drying my wrinkly nut sack for the entire locker room to witness.

Really straining with these puns.

Yes, I swear/ Its the truth
And I owe it all to pooooooop!