The one right behind the lemonade stand?

Does anyone want to see the biography of a musician who had a normal, non-abusive childhood, worked and practiced hard to get to to the top while having a stable, loving, monogamous relationship, who has no crippling drug habits because their life was normal enough to not require a coping mechanism? ….anyone? No?…

I'll just re-watch Joplin's set from Monterrey Pop for the 3 millionth time. I dunno, can Michelle Williams mesmerize a jaw-open-in-awe Mama Kass like a hooded cobra?

He is a very good dialogue writer. Or, at least I like his writing.

…yeah, but if it was someone the AVC didn't like, that would have been enough to invalidate all of their past and future achievements, and there would be comment thread upon comment thread of the most hyperbolic accusations.

Only if you call them mimbrosas.

….wait, which part of Scottland are you from? I'm not sure if I should be agreeing with you, or headbutting you viciously.

My kid likes it, so I take him on the rare Saturday afternoon. He eats a shit-load of snack wraps, I get the nuggets.

Never had Shake Shack, but every time I've had 5 Guys, it tasted like a mouthful of salt.

YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR

Uh, it *is* artisinally crafted using heirloom ingredients, right? Right?!

I was born in the late 70's, for whatever that makes me. Never had a Big Mac. I remember as a kid, MacDonald's burgers would always make me gag, never liked them.

The origin of the parable is that while giving a sermon in a small village, one of the villagers accosted The Buddha, "you just want to take advantage of us. Get out of here, useless priest!" The Buddha asked the above.

Right. Now apply it to "being offended". If I take no offense,if I do not accept "the gift" as it were, to whom does it belong? You can't carry these things around with you, you only weigh yourself down (woaaaah, this guy's getting college-level-stoner deep with the pop-Zen, look out!)

Basically. Its like the Buddha said: "If you give me a gift, but I do not accept it, to whom does it belong?"

Only a master of schlock, Cookie!

Lincoln was a wrestler, and is in the Wrestling Hall of Fame.

name/brand recognition.

it's like some studio exec got upset and was like, "Oh yeah? Well, we're going to get our own down home wholesome bumpkin, and she's going to be even *more* adorable than yours, with an even better Teen "Chosen One" franchise!"

It's the AV Club, dude. You're bailing out the ocean with a thimble.