…It's neck all it's cracked up to be.

The bad news: Sean Penn will be cast to mope around.

Jazzy Jeff? What's that? Who's he?

…your brother yelling at you.

…was hilarious.

…Zah!

We don't know anything about that.

…Until they see Tomax's vagina.

They deserved the slashin'.

…Threesomes.

Everywhere except the scar.

I wasn't crazy about the cocktails. Too many umbrellas.

…*cough* *cough* *cough*

…Roasted.

… A miracle! I'm free from the shadow of Tomax. Thank you, ITS Man!

…but only two will leave!

…so I can heckle, "You rock, Jeff Magnum!"

…Buttons can't talk.

A Good Day
Hello, friends at the AV Club. My brother, Tomax (who is wearing an aluminum foil hat for some reason), has agreed to let me lead my own discussion about Justin Bieber. I think Justin has nice hair, but he would look a lot better with a scar.

Maybe, Tuck. Maybe. Until then, stop blocking web traffic, Inspector.