avclub-5c969a9d96058ee1198d26e2181406ce--disqus
Xamot
avclub-5c969a9d96058ee1198d26e2181406ce--disqus

…"Condom Hole Pregnancy Whoops."

[accidentally shoots himself with gun in dad's drawer]

…Start commenting in 3D.

…But we all know he was Peking.

…Filming involving riding my brother's coattails with derivative dystopia and action but more swearing

…of cock.

Meanwhile, I am hunting ZMF's twin for sport. Respect your elders, bitch.

…Her chastity belt's serial number is in Roman numerals.

…But let's leave the ellipses to the professionals.

…And fucked her with the Constitution.]

She perfectly captured what it's like to have a twin sibling.

Aniston is a real, American hero.

…of finishing each other's sentences. Congratulations.

We'll CHECK OUT those movies real SOON.

Tomax should audition, too. He thinks "squealing like a pig" only refers to anal sex.

…I'll be waiting for your funeral.

…To do it right, urgh.

…Todd got off the Gooch.

…For when they clean house.