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blasphemer.

I'll read anything he wants to write.  I don't even give a fuck.

Lanolin?  Like sheep's wool?

The Fartist.

Aw yeah, Cronebone.

Oh, to be bitch-slapped by a legend like Sean O'Neal…

u stoopit.

I was dying when he went to put ketchup on the hamburger and Key told him he might as well poop on it.

I don't know… The dialogue at the end of Our Idiot Brother about candles was pretty hilarious.  So, yeah, that one thing was funny in the movie.

I want to screen Waterworld.  Forever.

Yo, you guys ever see that movie, The Matrix?

FUCK. THIS.

I Break Chairs or GTFO.

Indeed!

Chocolate USA.

Heinrich Leroyheimer.

Yeah, seriously.  I expected to see an A+ for this episode.  I laughed consistently for its entirety.

Loose canon.
Loose Canon! LOOSE CANONNNNNNNNN!Sing that in the tune of the Crossfire board game commercial song and you'll be in my brain.

A/S/L???

I don't see why people thought Foster the People did a good job.  I thought they were fucking terrible.  The singer looked like he was ready to shit his pants.