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Can we talk about the shitty Beach Boys tribute by Maroon 5 and Foster the People?

Boy, do I ever!

I'm right here, guys!

I will definitely think about watching this.

I Am Number Four.

America's sexiest first principles.

Eh, I think a double fart is warranted, given the circumstances.

I like "Saint Nothing" better than "Silent Song", but they're both very good.

The Beach Boys should just not perform if those are the circumstances.

LOOSE CANONS FOR EVERYONE!

the ending was bad and you should feel bad.

Cool movie til Darth Maul showed up with his fucking HOOVED FEET and shit turned into some Rob Zombie affair full of over-the-top silliness.

"Stuff you, Jermaine, and stuff you, Brett.  And stuff you again, Jermaine."

No, she'd probs just get Blues Traveler to do it.

I'll stop you, jerk.

This is not news.  Stop it.

"I was poppin' a wheelie/You're poppin' my cherry"?

Uh, so I think this song is actually pretty awesome in a fun way.

RIP Don Cornholio.