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...with club sauce
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"Boy, who knew a cooler could also make a handy wang coffin?"

"Spanish Fry" is my personal favorite.

B+ is probably about as accurate a grade as any for this one.  But in the world of modern Horror, this B+ would most likely translate into an A of some undetermined polarity.

His last solo record was pretty great.  I am excite.

His last solo record was pretty great.  I am excite.

Butts.

Butts.

Correct.  We do not care.

Correct.  We do not care.

Alice Pooper.

Alice Pooper.

You've clearly never watched Big Brother.  That show is spectacular.

You've clearly never watched Big Brother.  That show is spectacular.

You mean "taxed" to be impartial.

You mean "taxed" to be impartial.

Loved Braid and Hey Mercedes.  Probably would've enjoyed this ten years ago.

Loved Braid and Hey Mercedes.  Probably would've enjoyed this ten years ago.

Doug Benson would be funnier if his jokes were funny.