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I thought Martha Marcy May Marlene was a good movie.

I'm all for that.  You could say I'm… ProCagetheus.

So, in their canvassing of the area around the motel, literally NO ONE saw the highly visible church in the background and thought, 'Hey, maybe that's Gellar's hideout'?

I really don't get why the judges love Young so much.  His work is extremely dull and simple.  His ideas are just too basic, like he goes with the first and most obvious choice that pops into his brain.  Anyone with the technical ability could create similar, if not better, pieces than him.

More like, Christian Bail, amirite?

Bon Iver makes beautiful music for your dad to listen to.

I gave it a couple tries, but the album just doesn't do it for me either.

you just don't get it.

*fart noise*

Every conversation I've been forced into about these assholes:

When keepin' it real goes wrong.

I second that motion!

First of all, XXX is a great record.

That's what she said.

Sugar lumps.

How about that episode of The Sarah Silverman Program where she meets a homeless Zach Galafianakis and makes fun of his mom for queefing a lot?

Dangling Dong Kisser

The only good thing about this season was Mos.

Judging from this past week's steamy turd of an episode, I think anyone who has hopes that the show might improve will have said hopes crushed into nonexistence over the next two seasons.