A response from Taco Bell bell! I think that's a sign that it's time to start the weekend.

I imagine that he took a big belt of whiskey after polishing off that sentence.

I've had a shot of vodka with Sriracha mixed in, as a dare. I think I broke the land-speed record when I sprinted to the bathroom to vomit. It might be similar to Doritos Locos Flaming Hot Vodka.

Let's see, brand new account, infrequent contributor, could be someone unfamiliar with AV Club brand standard likes and dislikes.

I hope they include cups of hot icing you can mix into it.

Dammit, I have a better one:

And the weather is "BreezyBreezy"

Pretty good rant, and I agree, but I'm pretty sure the Eagles could have flown Frodo to Mt. Doom before the Nazgul got their sweet rides; they were still on horses at that point.

He's like the prototypical nerd.

Honestly, the Silmarillion would require about 12 movies.

Kraken is some fun shit, and it will make you do strange things. Hm, maybe I'll pick some up for tonight…

He certainly isn't Geena Davis. For a whole host of reasons.

Whoa, Ricky?! Goddam, I might have to seek this out.

Could use it to hold your beer.

Jack Reacher was a good movie.

Love that Cars solo. So brief but so perfect for that song.

People who sing along to guitar solos around other people should be executed.

I might spend all day tomorrow making a Spotify playlist of all these songs.

Lotta good stuff from the White Stripes; Seven Nation Army, obviously, but also Ball and Biscuit rocks faces. Also I love the solo to close out You Don't Know What Love Is.

Ah haha, I was hoping someone would bring up this performance. Such a fucking face melter. I love how that white guy with the black hair is just grinning like a goon when he sees Prince go off, like, "yeah, this is the coolest goddamn thing ever".