Carry the two…the math checks out.

A woman whose name is three first names; all dude names.

Weekends at 7 AM?  Okay, guaranteeing I'll never watch them.  That's really early!

"What direction do you want to go with the middle name?  I'm thinking "Gay", because she needs to toughen up in high school."

Alright, I'll say it: I thought it was pretty dope.  Solid effects and good scenes.  I even liked Keanu a lot!  I mean, you aren't getting The Godfather, but it's a pretty good genre story.

…getting crushed to death.

Yes, exactly, enforcement that isn't affiliated with elected government or those pesky voters!

Pft, they can't even face down an army of Neo-Nazis.

Not sure I agree 100 percent with your policework there Bob (or whatever his name was).

BITCHES LEAVE

Haha, this actually looks pretty dope!  I'm sure it sucks, but that was a good trailer.

Yeah, that's actually my favorite aspect of the whole show.  The Les Miserables parody last week looked really great, and they sang well.  Better than Russel Crowe!

Yeah, I feel like I'm missing something here.

Mission Impossible 4 was good!

Holy shit, John Brotherton!?!?

It was so weird to see him walk without crutches on Conan a couple nights ago.

I-I-I can s-say what I w-want!  You are all a b-bunch of n-n-

Easily disassembled?

True perfection

You monster.