22. He prefers them with the top down.

Hm, Aaron Paul: action hero?  I dunno…I'm not sure I could see him as anything other than a spazzy doofus.

I'm eating alone at a Denny's.

Mine was better.

Everyone remembers the first time they saw T2

All the NFL wants to do is

She can open doors.

I genuinely enjoyed that story.

I didn't know Conan was doing a Breaking Bad special…I'm bummed I missed it.

Only at the AV Club can I find such a concentration of Dumb and Dumber haters.

I don't think 12 year old me ever laughed harder than when Jeff Daniels threw a 90 mile per hour snowball right into the chick's face, from point blank range.

Huh. I would have pegged Rockwell as the type who would talk your ear off.

Perky tits?

Oh man, he was the best part of that movie. His weapon showcase to Don Cheadle was absolutely hilarious.

Yeesh, hard to believe these guys are still at it.  "Use Somebody" is one of my most hated songs of all time.

I like "I love it." Very catchy.  I'm also partial to the Titus Andronicus cover:

Yes Jeff Goldblum, yes I do.

Well, fuck me I guess.

Not going to watch.

Maybe it'll be a clip show!