Thank God for The Americans.

A better joke would be a player who played for both the Twins and Athletics…let's see…

That would hold, like, a thousand songs!

I love the image of Steve Jobs eating a pear.

Sure.  Post your address and I'll try to make time this weekend to come over and give you an ass-whooping.  Unless you'd rather just go drinking instead.  Can we do that?

Don't fear the reaper.

I just want to see Dana Carvey talk about how wolves have eaten Gerald Ford.

Butt to butt!

Job?

It's not a hard L sound, but there's definitely some additional drawl added by the L.

Knowing Aronofski, what actually happens is that the Russian has AIDS, and gives it to the American, who has to quit his job and becomes addicted to heroin and has heart problems and whose wife just died and he loses everything he loves in an ambiguous closing scene.

Nobody tosses a batarang!

Kid made a huge mistake.

Jesus Christ, that much manliness in one room might cause Chris Hardwick to explode.

Thank God he didn't see how their season turned out.

Walt handled cancer in a really admirable way.

@avclub-e0b2ce3685c37ff452b211bd8b6b1b5c:disqus Not much sticks out from reading The Hunt for Red October, but I vividly remember the reactor melt-down scene.  That was great.

That was a good story.  Jake got shot in the head, like, 20 pages into it!

Animorphs was a really solid series to get into when I was, like 10 to 13.  It wasn't afraid to go dark (the David storyline, Tobias = hawk, Marco's mom), and there really were a lot of great ideas.  Not great literature, but a good intro to sci fi for kids.  It could make a great TV show (the Nickelodeon series…

I think he still does good work, but it does seem like he's lost a little edge.