A basement full of Badgers…if they all woke up, there wouldn't be enough pizza in the world to sustain them.

Hey, if a dead man fucked me over I wouldn't grant him immunity just because he croaked.  Being dead doesn't forgive all sins.

Someone should make a movie about this guy.

Well in the Bible he's a proper noun, so, grammatically, it should be capitalized. 

I am 23 years old.

At least it set up a funny joke in Dodgeball.

Broken Credo

Vince Gilligan his two mommies!

Why did he take the book at all?  There wasn't anything really incriminating about it, and it violates warrant issues, and its absence could be noted by Walt…

It's the self-sustaining economy!

"Mr. Blasty" is so goddamn funny.

To be fair, Walt is the only guy left standing.  He WAS the danger.

That was the neighbor on the other side of the house.

It really sucks @avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus !  I can't look at my Twitter feed for like three hours.

I just re-read It for the first time since I was like 13…and Stephen King really went all-out with the pre-teen gangbang.  I can't believe there's an amount of cocaine that made him think that was a smart thing to include in that book.

And it was like 30 straight minutes with no commercial break!  It was horrible.

@avclub-5e550d516b252b5d3e9a239590372fed:disqus Jaunt reference FTW.

Jesse is unraveling, and it's going to lead to questions and more heat, and Walt is going to have to kill him.  Calling it here.

Hank was never a real racist; he was affecting a fake blowhard bravado and joking around with his partner.  Just because you use the word "beaner" doesn't mean you actually hate Mexicans.

Random Punch Drunk Love references!  Love it!