Always judge a book by its cover!

The only person who butt-dials me these days is my dad.  I don't even know how he does it; he has an iPhone for Chrissake.  Those things lock!

Response.

Hey, I know plenty of feral bobcat-men who have cell phones.

That's not true for me at all!  I stare at my phone in a glowering, apoplectic rage!

Fring had a good thing going, but Walt did indeed build a killer business model with the Czech exports.

Fuck yeah.

Haters be damned, that was one funny trailer.  I'm gonna see this.

I thought chicks loved gigantic balls.  Did South Park lie to me?!

Hm, can I buy insurance against these giant robots?

The placement of the camera on the bus made the vertical poles look like prison bars.

…what else do you need?

It would be quite a party trick if you could aim your ejaculate well enough to spell out a message.

I skimmed it.

If we're lucky he won't show up in the final 8.  The Ted storyline always felt weak to me.

Oh my God, JUST FUCKING GIVE IT TO ME RIGHT NOW, I CAN'T WAIT!

It's great!  Fuck yeah, new TV on the Radio!

pft, yeah right.

Good lord, we have gone too long without Breaking Bad.

His life's not so secret anymore #teamHank