"Aw man, they have to put 'Favorite Sweater' by Y Pants on this list," I thought. "They have to!"

"Otto"

I prefer Embryonic Rockabilly Polka-Dotted Fighter Pilots.

Don't forget to work "drink when they show a Windows product" in there somewhere.

They said "dome" 27 times in this episode, not including title sequences, but including the People magazine cover. They said it 18 times in the first half hour. Counting the "domes" every episode is why I'm gonna continue to watch.

"I'll be back in 2 minutes."

"But Kabuki theaters don't have projection machines."
"Some do."

They used the Girth Brooks joke about 14 years when Garth Brooks is on and Tracy Morgan is telling him that Chris Gaines (remember him?) is gay and fat.

"Glove slap, baby!"

"Go ahead, throw your vote away!"

"Go ahead, throw your vote away!"

"LINCOLN, LINCOLN, LINCOLN, LINCYYYY!"

"LINCOLN, LINCOLN, LINCOLN, LINCYYYY!"

I saw Rocket From The Tombs (members of Pere Ubu's old band, now reunited) this year in Philly and David Thomas was in one of his moods yet again, only he was taking it out on the band. Apparently, he couldn't hear his vocals and was having other sound problems, so during the applause breaks between songs, he would…

I saw Rocket From The Tombs (members of Pere Ubu's old band, now reunited) this year in Philly and David Thomas was in one of his moods yet again, only he was taking it out on the band. Apparently, he couldn't hear his vocals and was having other sound problems, so during the applause breaks between songs, he would…

I got scientist killas that'll jam your cell phone

I got scientist killas that'll jam your cell phone

Here's hoping they'll finally make the Salacious Crumb movie I've often dreamed of.

Here's hoping they'll finally make the Salacious Crumb movie I've often dreamed of.

I remember going to D.C. several years ago and being incredibly happy to hold an actual print version of The Onion in my hands. Then, being excited when they added a branch in Philly (where I live) last year. Somehow, I weaseled my way into our local A.V. Club as an intern and eventually got to write for the thing,…