More gimmick commenters! More, I say! I demand that someone roleplay as Jeri Ryan and Manny Coto!

Hooray! More fun internet stuff!

I recall the classic Onion headline 'Developers of Non-alcoholic Beer Unveil Non-adhesive Glue'.

Can we combine the shtick of two gimmick commenters, and have the Wesley Willis Fiasco do a song about Jonathan Frakes?

The biggest absence in these reviews so far…
…is the absence of love for Angus Scrimm. I mean, come on!

YEP, MORE SPOILERS. YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH ASSUME THAT EVERYTHING I WRITE WILL BE A SPOILER AT THIS POINT.

Honestly, if you can't get past the existence of organizations like SD-6, there's no point in watching this show. This one really has to be in the suspension of disbelief category.

THIS IS A SPOILER COMMENT IN A SPOILER THREAD. MOST OF THESE THREADS WILL BE SPOILER FRIENDS, DUCKLINGS.

Someone mentioned above that Anna Espinosa kissing the glass is one of the iconic moments of the series. I wholeheartedly agree. But I would also note that another iconic moment of the series was Syd wearing a hijab, holding a plutonium core, with an automatic trained at her head. I'm going to have to give it up…

And, for that matter, Sark.

'Growing the Beard' is the common parlance for when a show stops to suck. The origin is the 2nd season of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

I've never played this game…
…but whenever I see old AV Club articles without any comments, I'm sad.

Amen, sister. I'm in the 'even lousy Trek is better than no Trek' school. Just don't be so bad as to kill the franchise. You know who you are.

@Moose: The blue He-Man you're thinking of is Faker, the original analog version of a palette swap.

In case you were wondering, I wouldn't choose the Greatest American Hero as my superhero team. In case anyone out there is wondering as to my answer, you can find it way down the comment list.

I recall an article I once read on the Internet, listing mediocre shows with terrific theme songs. Gummi Bears was on the list.

Not a single reasonable discussion?
C'mon, clubbers, we can do better than this.

We are the band, Limozeen!!!!
I've got some bad news, fellas.

Greetings from the future!

Is this an Arrested Development reference? If so, I don't get it.