Jack Lord, no question.

Jack Lord, no question.

He's far inferior to Secret Agent Super Dragon.  And at least he didn't make Zardoz.

He's far inferior to Secret Agent Super Dragon.  And at least he didn't make Zardoz.

At the end of the pre-credits sequence, Bond faces the camera and says 'This never happened to the other fellow.'  Bond fans don't like to talk about it.

At the end of the pre-credits sequence, Bond faces the camera and says 'This never happened to the other fellow.'  Bond fans don't like to talk about it.

DaF is the worst.  I'm pretty sure that Connery was just in it to cash a check, and really isn't trying.  I don't want to list all the terrible decisions in it, so I'll just give kudos to the two things about it I like:

DaF is the worst.  I'm pretty sure that Connery was just in it to cash a check, and really isn't trying.  I don't want to list all the terrible decisions in it, so I'll just give kudos to the two things about it I like:

Yes, I don't imagine how that could work.  I work in a government bureaucracy, and I can affirm with categorical certainty that none of the secretaries will ever become the head of the bureaucracy.  Even for the Bond fantasy world, that's a bridge too far.

Yes, I don't imagine how that could work.  I work in a government bureaucracy, and I can affirm with categorical certainty that none of the secretaries will ever become the head of the bureaucracy.  Even for the Bond fantasy world, that's a bridge too far.

I can't stand the 'The Man With the Golden Gun' theme, nor can I stand Lulu in general.  Everything about it is just so obvious, and painfully trying to hard to be Shirley Bassey.

I can't stand the 'The Man With the Golden Gun' theme, nor can I stand Lulu in general.  Everything about it is just so obvious, and painfully trying to hard to be Shirley Bassey.

Octopussy is two movies in one: one a hard-boiled and surprisingly tight Cold War thriller, and the other a goofy action-comedy where the main character dresses as a clown.  Its surprises me how well it works.

Octopussy is two movies in one: one a hard-boiled and surprisingly tight Cold War thriller, and the other a goofy action-comedy where the main character dresses as a clown.  Its surprises me how well it works.

I don't think there aren't any female silhouettes; the one woman is when the crosshairs pan over the face of the Queen of Hearts and the face becomes Eva Green.

I don't think there aren't any female silhouettes; the one woman is when the crosshairs pan over the face of the Queen of Hearts and the face becomes Eva Green.

I'm pretty sure Octopussy is what you're thinking of; the climax of Octopussy is a fistfight that occurs while all the relevant parties are clinging to a plane in flight.  It's a great sequence, but still comes off as a little campy while the fight in The Living Daylights is deadly serious.  I like both; I think they…

I'm pretty sure Octopussy is what you're thinking of; the climax of Octopussy is a fistfight that occurs while all the relevant parties are clinging to a plane in flight.  It's a great sequence, but still comes off as a little campy while the fight in The Living Daylights is deadly serious.  I like both; I think they…

'Slow-moving robots'?  You've lost me.  The ski chase and mountain-climbing one could be several possibilities, including On Her Majesty's Secret Service, The Spy Who Loved Me, For Your Eye's Only, or The World Is Not Enough, but I have no idea which one has slow-moving robots.

'Slow-moving robots'?  You've lost me.  The ski chase and mountain-climbing one could be several possibilities, including On Her Majesty's Secret Service, The Spy Who Loved Me, For Your Eye's Only, or The World Is Not Enough, but I have no idea which one has slow-moving robots.