OK, well, I think most people here would agree with something like the following:

If you feel this way, why would you bother reading a review of a video game? I mean, doesn't your position entail that they're all equally useless?

Why is the blonde guy's head photoshopped onto his own body?

Whoever wrote this is obviously… nah I'll give up on that.

But did you jack off afterwards?

Racist.

Oh yeah I actually eat that a fair bit. Still saltier than I'd like at the moment, but it's damn tasty.

Man, it took me a while to get your previous comment and now you've erased it. It's like you don't want people to know how racist I am!

I like the way that nudisqus randomly places replies so that they're sometimes directly below the comment they're replying to, but in this case it's at the bottom of the list, so you are clearly replying to @avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus saying "So you jerked off with your friend while his infant…

Actually the neighbours were round for a BBQ in the backyard. True story!

I crushed a squirrel's head with a rock once.

Proof that Enkidum is anal retentive #3895837: I was disappointed not to see p-values or confidence intervals.

Try actually being on acid.

Your extraneous comma fills me with a rage that is matched only by my all-consuming desire to avoid work by reading comments on this website.

I'm trying to avoid a lot of sugary foods because I've decided I'm fatter than I want to be. So I was trying to buy some mixed nuts to snack on, because it's better than potato chips or whatever, and then I suckered myself into buying some trail mix, and I even made sure it didn't have salt, but it's like 70% dried…

The best defence is a good offence?

*Winks at @jeanluc_de_lemur:disqus*

How is that any different from how humans mate? I mean, isn't that how you guys do it?

Actually I just went for a walk and was thinking about it, and you're probably right.

Well… I would say the central tenet of communism is extreme socialism. I mean, yes, there is a single party with the word "communist" in its name in charge, but it's fairly strongly anti-socialist at this point.