"also had a little duck" doesn't scan. Since your poem doesn't rhyme, it doesn't matter what goes at the end of each line, so why not try "a little duck as well"?

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus Have you ever seen a horse cock?

I dunno, you could point out that a clone is basically an identical twin, and the idea that an identical twin of John Lennon raised 50 years after him in a totally different culture would be much like John Lennon at all is stupid, indeed unreasonable, and… oh, wait, never mind.

Well, does ATLAB have a single penis in it? Does Korra ever get her tits out? I didn't think so. QED.

@avclub-eee6e49e09ab1c283e2d7689d45a7b4b:disqus Holy shit… I have never watched the View and even though it said "Goldberg" up there for some reason I just decided it was Oprah.

It's a metaphor!

I hope that none of you are suggesting that Oprah is a fucking hack who aggressively promotes stupid viewpoints about issues she doesn't even remotely understand, not to mention giving even worse hacks and frauds a podium to spread their fucking filth from.

Hey, did you get fired or something cool like that?

I'm not sure even Lobsters would call than "an argument".

It's like he's determined to be a paranoid lunatic!

I think part of the point might be that it was bullshit. But, y'know, it wasn't to someone who was taking this stuff seriously, like… the author.

I borrowed several from my high school friend and we spent half our time listening to his spoken word albums.  It was a big part of what we considered growing up, I guess.

Eh, could be genuine epilepsy (which can actually be affected by stress, and I have no doubt that dude is genuinely stressed out what with having been in jail and being hated by wide segments of the populace for being a fucking douchebag).

The most insane breakdown shit happened after she'd finished filming. Long after sugartits, but well before the pack of…

I'd put KRS there (almost anything up until I Got Next), Outkast for sure (any of the first four albums, really), uh… TI (definitely Trap Muzik and King, maybe a 3rd), Jay-Z (Reasonable Doubt, Blueprint, Black Album, and enough songs on the other ones to make up 2 or 3 more)… uh… Tribe's first 3 albums, if you count…

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Eh, he's entitled to coast at this point. Laugh Now Cry Later was still a pretty damn good album (but that was, what, 5 years ago? Shit, probably more.)

I never noticed the suicide aspect, I'd always interpreted the "it" in "I'm gonna end it like this" as "the song", not "my life".

You should probably post this again, just in case.

At tea with the Duke of Darjeeling
My tummy had such a bad feeling
But a sign on the door
Said don't shit on the floor
So I jumped up and shat on the ceiling