There once was a man from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
When they asked him why
He replied with a sigh
"It's because I always try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can!"

I liked the non-rhyming version better.

How very interesting.

Does "mild" really have two syllables? I guess it's acceptable.

"Characters don’t so much have conversations as read Dungeons & Dragonsmanuals at each other."

What are the major plot holes? I found it reasonably coherent, not to mention an awful lot of fun.

Like the IT Club!

@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus Well I think @avclub-2b6ae6b0d41e8d863c9e7bd08f106328:disqus should definitely say that he is there for him if/when he needs to talk to someone. But that doesn't mean he can't ream him out a little as well. (And, uh, not in the good way?)

And Orthographical Nitpicking with Lunch_Box

I have never seen anything by the Knoxville crew, but holy shit I just about pissed myself at the beauty pageant thing. The rest of it was extraordinarily meh, but that was golden.

Quoth Mr. (Mrs.?) Bitchtits McGarnagle.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus I'm telling you, with your salary and my very-much-cheerier outlook on life, we could form a single pretty much awesome grownup.

Oh, it will when you wake up the next morning.

That's… pretty much what his life is like, give or take being a massive douchebag.

Actually I think they might be.

Every time I realize that this schmuck is still employed, I throw up a bit in my mouth.

@avclub-774c4a3e756c4d8f28b15a27ed4408c7:disqus Plus you can say it comes from a great philosopher!

Replying to your reply above: Well, ok then, looks like you've got it figured out. Feign interest, but then "aw shucks you met a real lady" kind of thing. Unless you just suddenly feel like banging a hot hooker in Miami, or whatever.

Pssst… professional porn is also free and in copious amounts on the internet.

By "not being able to perform" do you mean "over in 30 seconds" or "can't get it up". Because if the former, then I don't think it matters - s'all good as far as the escort goes, anyways. If the latter… well, yeah, that would be kind of shitty for all concerned. She's probably used to consoling depressed businessmen a…