Jesus. If those fuckers are big enough you won't "get bitten", you will "lose fingers". I remember my friend's dad using his foot to flip the biggest snapping turtle I'd ever seen back into the ditch after it had decided to crawl up onto the highway. Even with his shoes on I felt nervous for the guy.

Actually it sounds kind of cool, if possibly painful - catfish can be big fucking fish. I appreciate people who can actually, you know, do stuff other than discuss pop culture.

This deserves more likes.

Ah, thought it must have something to do with that film that came out last year.

As someone who is a huge intellectual nerd and prone to excessive academicizing of everything I enjoy, and also a big fan of rap and comic books, I feel your pain. It was this site, wasn't it, which had the complaint about articles on comic books with "They're not just for kids anymore!" in the title or byline?…

" catfish-noodling "? Sorry, what?

Well, the fake gorilla will have a bigger dick, but also won't be able to break your bones with his hands, so…

Can I just point out that a gorilla's erect penis is about 1.5 inches long? I'm just saying…

It's like you didn't read the review!

Proof that I'm kind of lame is that to this day I can recite >95% of that verse from memory. Which is a real conversation-stopper.

Uh-oh, Enkidum's about to get 10 bucks poorer or however much this costs poorer anyways…

I picked up DVDs of 7-49 up, including director's commentaries and a thing by Ebert, for a grand total of 2 bucks from one of those random second-hand sales at my university. Felt like stealing, but it was awesome.

I've read a bunch of stuff about crazy people, but it wasn't until I started regularly reading your posts that I actually felt what it was like to be crazy.

(semi) serious question - is Too $hort actually short? I have no idea and am too lazy to look it up.

Katt Williams = worst part of GTA IV? I mean, the Ricky Gervais stuff was pretty hilarious, actually ("speaking of little bald fuckers, I just did a show in a childhood oncology ward"), but I couldn't actually identify any "jokes" in Williams' bits.

I love the scene as well. Isn't Jesse's heroin trip in BB basically a reference to it? I remember thinking it was practically the same scene, but it's been a while since I've seen either.

I know, right? How could they have forgotten about it, I thought they were Buffy fans here.

@PugsMalone:disqus Even more depressingly, the specific "western" aspect of eyes they change during this surgery? It's not making them rounder, or anything like that. It's the fact that western people tend to have a double fold in the eyelid at the side of the eyes near the nose. Somehow, fashion mags and so forth in…

No, no, he's old.

You mean "Finnish"