That trailer is the first I've ever seen of Vikings, but Jesus that looks terrible.

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

So, "squander number one" is that they didn't continue playing American Gladiators for the entirety of the episode?

Sorry, MY indignation and smug arrogance? Where is that coming from? Am I the one dictating the "satisfactory" way to emotionally react and publicly respond to allegations of child abuse?

Where has he claimed not to have been deeply offended? All he said was that his initial reaction was along the lines of, "That is the craziest shit I've ever heard." It doesn't follow that he therefore was not deeply offended or enraged. Is he beholden to you or anyone to expound on every thought and emotion he's had…

What then, in your opinion, is the right thing for him to do, if in fact he is innocent? You condemn him for ignoring it (though I don't know if "ignore" is the proper term. In the letter it seems he initially found the accusation so absurd as to not warrant a response, and so didn't anticipate having to even address…

What are some other things you've thought?

Kenny hitting Gene was a great bit of acting from McBride. A flash of regret/remorse on his face before immediately flipping the switch back to being a selfish asshole and shaming Gene some more.

I know this doesn't have anything to with anything, but oh man I'd forgotten William Golding even existed ever since I read The Paper Men ten years ago. What a piece of shit that book is.

What was with the camera framing during the interviews? It's annoying to watch someone speaking when their head is barely on screen.

That got reviewed when it aired. It got an A-. Yeah.

No, probably not. Definitely not. In fact, you're not the only person who thinks anything. None of your opinions are unique.

You're right. I shouldn't have called anyone stupid. It was just funny to me that the OP thought it would take a few weeks for the detractors to look stupid. I mean, if they are going to look stupid, why would it take that long? Anyway, I apologize.

It was a joke. The narrator hadn't narrated for 7 years, so he had to clear his throat.

Well, to be honest, they also look stupid now.

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I'm gonna have to take issue with that, ezekiel. From what I remember, we get a close-up on Kevin's hands digging into the cake, and then see him stuffing cake into his mouth. Then he says, "At least I got chocolate." Then the opening credits start.

If it was really that special to you, you could've at least quoted it correctly. "Michael, I can't believe you came…"

But the fat man ate cake with his hands. HAHAHA