It's the finale of a show I once enjoyed.

It was awful. Overly mawkish and self congratulatory, indeed.

Fight Club, too.

It's a movie. People speaking and doing things is how the story is told. What did you want, him to draw a fucking picture of the twist?

I think you're missing the point. The issue isn't whether or not Anne Frank would've enjoyed this music or that music, it's that even pondering the question is inappropriate and embarrassing.

I'm not sure "I feel like I've lost a friend" is an idiom. Wouldn't it be a simile?

Yeah, I understand that people liked what he did, and I understand why people like what he did. My confusion comes from the dramatic reactions to his death. The protestations that people feel as though they've lost a friend. I mean, what happens when they actually do lose a friend? Do they think, "Christ, I feel like…

It's an honest question about how people deal with grief. You didn't have to call me a tool over it. I apologize if I'm out of line. Perhaps I should have saved my question for another time, not this most sacred of days when that-guy-who-reviewed-movies died.

I swear I'm not trying to troll here, but I've always wondered this whenever someone says a random celebrity's death made them cry. How do you react when someone you actually know and love dies? I'm not saying everyone has to react the same way to a death, but I can't imagine Roger Ebert's death eliciting anything…

Milton even had to tell her "You need to hurry" whilst she was just sitting there, gawking at him. The fuck kind of bozo needs to be told to hurry in that situation?

Go Banana!

"The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little bit of meat. If someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll say, 'Oh you mean this?' and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic…

His entire gimmick seems to be just that he's Mexican. Half his jokes seem to be predicated on that fact. I just think it's tired and boring. Also his delivery is terrible, he's way too hammy.

Al Madrigal? To each his own, but I really think he's the worst correspondent the show has ever had.

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly;
Man got to sit and wonder, "Why, why, why?"
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land;
Man got to tell himself he understand.

That army has got some well nice trenches.

Manmoths?