Bob Dylan, Idiot Wind, from Hard Rain.

One of the all-time great Onion articles is about just this topic. "Man arrested for romantic-comedy-like behavior" or something like that.

Oscar Wilde.

Did you know that if you google "scott kaufman avclub" and look at the image results you get pictures of, among others, George Zimmerman, Fred Phelps, one of those Mythbusters douchebags, Bobby Jindal, Mitt Romney, and Rob Schneider?

Bob Dylan, Chronicles Vol. 1.

It's because it takes a really interesting concept and squanders it. It jettisons insight and contemplation in favor of yay! pirate-ninjas lololol

Alright Adam Savage we get it, you liked The Martian.

"You see, I'm still in a financial crunch, and can't afford to buy Designing Women on DVD just yet."

If his comment was "Not the best comments section to joke" and that was it, that'd be a pretty useless comment. So I disagree that it would've been "better" as you claim.

Mind you don't cut yourself, Mordecai.

Honest question, which celebrities do you imagine what it might be like if they died? That seems strange to me.

What, me?

Good point. And look at it from his perspective. He doesn't necessarily know that this TV show he's being featured on is playing him for laughs. He very well could have seen his first appearance as being a big break for him. Granted, I don't know the business strategy of a celebrity impersonator, but I'd imagine being…

In both of his appearances he's mentioned that computers were bigger in the 80s. That seems to be the breadth of his knowledge pertaining to Microsoft.

Goddamn I hate when people act bemused at how other people don't know what they (claim to) know. Not to mention you also used the word "abstruse." That word can eat a dick.

But is it infinity times better at spurring the imagination?

Whoa, a "switch to decaf" zinger? Are you Jay Leno circa 1994?

My only disappointment was that they didn't have Martin Freeman ask some Gareth Keenan-esque follow-up questions when he was asked the fox/rabbit/cabbage riddle.

I heard Jack saying "I have to lock him in the bathroom" as though it was his version of an obsessive compulsion. Like, sorry Mr. President, but if I don't like this guy in the bathroom I'm gonna feel weird about it all day.

I know others have mentioned it, but not enough can be said about that kid's "'sup" head nod at Jon Snow after putting a goddamn arrow through his sweetheart. It's my favorite thing that has happened this year. It hasn't be a great year, but still.