I was interested in reading this article until I got to the part that started "Tom Cruise says…".

Bring Back April
Since 1st, 2nd and 3rd place are referred to as "Win, Place and Show", respectively, I assumed Rachel's comment about not even placing meant "we didn't even come in second", which is what they were mostly anticipating.
But I agree it was awkward dialog that pulled me out of the scene.

Why not?
Make a TV series out of "The Producers".

One-woman special, One Special Woman!
It's probably too late to make changes, but you know what would makes a good "one-woman special"?

Since the pilot, I've been wondering what it will take to finally get people to protest.

Just when I was thinking we were going to get through the day without an R.I.P.

My dolphin is horny as hell - and he's smarter than me - not a good situation.

ED
,,,Sclafani says he will approach him "when the time is right,"

Thank you
For promoting Fox News as a legitimate source.

Huh? Dan Henry wore something called a "Republican satire suit" to court?

Somebody call Jake Byrd.

"Search and Destroy" is highly recommended if you want to see a film that casts Dennis Hopper together with Rosanna Arquette, Illeana Douglas, Ethan Hawke, John Turturro and Christopher Walken…

Another one bites the dust.
May a troubled soul find peace.

Programming Geniuses that they are…
They could put it on opposite Chuck.

Isn't "Love's Divine" more of a "Marriage Ref" spinoff? (With babies)

Setting the standard
How about a whole site dedicated to discussions bent on determining which Lost debates are "a little more pointless than usual"?

In what universe is this low pulp?

Coitus
All series long as I have watched Sheldon skirt the issue of his own sexuality, and all season long I have been wondering just when Sheldon was going to "get on with the bidness of gettin' some."
Just when I begin to wonder if maybe this story arc is off limits because of the tremendous changes it would bring -…

I hope someone will find a scathing way to suggest
that his movies don't have enough heterosexual nude scenes in them.

The scene showing the baby alien bursting through the chest of crew member Kane has been copied and parodied enough to earn a place in our little hall of fame.