There's no point
in bleeping out the ending monologues.

Merchant can be really, really fucking funny.
He doesn't even have to open his mouth.

Sounds like she's ready
For her own reality TV show.

"There are no small parts, just small actors."

We need just 2 more MIB sequels…
… and Keenen Ivory Wayans can make a franchise parody about it.
I can't wait.

Untapped? In your dreams!

Really!

Why do people in the future who can travel in time travel BACK in time?
I hope they answer that question.

Tour guide: it's an interesting career move.
After a while watching this I started thinking about the Seinfeld episode where Kramer started up the "J. Peterman reality bus tour".

Of course
Only Olivia mentioned getting a sense of "deja vu".

If by "level headed" you mean "facist" and by "sincere" you mean "rabid", then yes.

The Roker sketch was flirtatious.

They could have fewer commercials.

Really.

Kevin Durand
Does the best Chris Walken impression. I'm definitely in love.

Hey-O!!!!
On David Letterman, Seinfeld offered up that this show evolved from his nostalgia for the days when celebs gathered on talk shows to all just hang out on the sofas and talk - crack witty repartees, whatever - not just come on to be one-on-one with the host and plug the newest project.
Ya know, stuff like Eva…

!
Chuck finally got less dorky hair!

Gee…
It really sounds like all the people in Hell who want icewater are screwed.

"too good to be true in every way…"
Ha, yes sir! She's even tech-savvy! Many a fanboy will be in his bunk over this little McRiblet.
But, since Hannah is going to be so close to The Castle now and since Team Bartowski seems to accept new members at the drop of a hat (Awesome, e.g.) I see that Hanna is a shoe-in for…

Possible Spinoff Reality Shows, anyone?
According to the New York Post, Snooki's attacker was Brad Ferro, a gym teacher at North Queens Community High School in Flushing.