GAH
A consensus is by definition general. The phrase "general consensus" is wrong wrong wrong. It causes me suffering.

I'm pretty sure
I'm going to think the first one was better.

I use the Wii and our quality is excellent.

Coming Distractions suggestion
You know what I'd like? A capsule description of the movie.

That was funny!
But possibly not in an intentional way.

It's like a pun!
OH! It sounds like "fucker"! Now I get it! That's funny!

Wait, which bugs looked like vaginas? And what kind of vaginas have you been looking at?

Game Six
Oh man, you had to attend that game? I'm so sorry, dude. We got crushed.

With my blessing, pretty pretty princess. (What? That's an actual book?)

I call shenanigans
There's no way this is actually happening. Even life isn't this weird.

We know that! You had to have met at the wedding ceremony.

If ZMF didn't do the ceremony, these two have failed.

Best movie ever made.
I'll repeat what I've been telling everyone who will listen and many who won't since 1997: Starship Troopers is the best movie ever made.

Gotta what yo?

Done!

One time the cops rolled right past that guy. Didn't even look in an African-American gentleman's direction.

Lone Audience, I will attend that party, call your Low End Theory and raise you every line of Takes A Nation Of Millions.

I don't - I - I don't - I don't care!

That ending
I turned to my wife as it was happening and asked her, "Is he actually dead right now?" I thought we were going to flash back to him in a pool of blood on Xzibit's floor.

"Did you enjoy Harry Potter but lament that it didn't contain more drugs and fucking?"