A set of steak knives
Okay, sure, props for not picking a totally cliched answer and all, but is there anyone who didn't immediately think of Alec Baldwin's speech in Glengarry Glen Ross? Isn't that sortof the archetype for standout movie scenes? Someone ought to at least mention it.

Danny Trejo is right there with Carl Weathers and Willem Dafoe on my list of the the awesomest dudes ever.

I'm totally into John Dee too! But yeah, Alan Moore has been going crazy for some time now.

Janet's dad wins this thread.

You know who else predicted Godwin's Law would come up ? The Nazis, that's who.

Right! That's what I'm saying! Let's just get over ourselves and do it! What are we worried about, losing our soul as a society? Rome did fuckin' fine with the whole lions-eating-Christians thing (which, by the way, is another show I would watch).

ON WITH IT ALREADY
Man, we always make the same complaints: One step closer to Running Man! But who's actually against Running Man? Or Battle Royale? You'd watch it, right? I'd watch it. Why don't we stop whining and half-stepping and make the fucking show?

Er…I don't know if Ukridge was being sarcastic, but MASH was a movie two years before it was a series.

Armenian genocide
If you want to learn about it, I suggest Black Dog of Fate by Peter Balakian. It's terrific.

This isn't
very surprising.

My new hero.

I second that: laser lions are always awesome.

I agree, replace Sikes with Lily Tomlin and I'm so in that I might go gay for it just so I get the jokes.

Gays of Comedy
I understand you were being condescending, but that episode really should be fantastic.

That joke was made many times funnier by the identity of the poster.

Screw you guys
Crucifictorious is awesome.

Props to whoever pointed out Conan, though.

CARL WEATHERS.

This was a nice reminder that most music isn't very good.

I'm with the naysayers. I don't think it looks very good.