Wrong nametag
Wait, so why did they decide to name the good personality Hyde this time? Why would you do that?

Wait a minute
No one thought to make this until this year?!

Christmas is over
This motherfucker won.

I'm with Chuckee. I would hit that shit.

Looks good, but definitely not out of the uncanny valley.

Everyone's probably already seen this
Will Ferrell's SNL audition. Couldn't find decent video quality, so shitty is what you get.

Kanye West can do whatever he wants.

Fucking amazing.
That's a phenomenal Morgan Freeman impersonation. This dude should get an award or something.

But this is the only rally we have!
I would love to go to a rally thrown by a moderate, influential public figure who calls for intelligent debate and who isn't a professional comedian…but we don't have one. All we have is Jon Stewart.

Y'know, it's been said before, but…seriously, you people are very smart.

Validation needed
It's okay to think that a mildly autistic Zoey Deschanel sounds totally hot, right? Okay, cool.

Titus is (in response to an earlier question) far from the worst Shakespeare ever. That award goes to Henry VIII. But it's far from the best, too.

God, guys are fucking pussies huh?

That shit is good. Might be expensive to get an Eels song, but I disagree with the poster that called it a bad choice; "Fresh Blood" is ambiguous, possibly referring to the zombies' dietary needs, humanity's survival needs (more people), or their slow descent into bloodthirstiness themselves. So, like, so there.

Props for taurine-infused. I had to look that up.

Ever been to a Turkish bathhouse?
It occurred to me the other day that Machete will be the first movie ever made that might piss me off if it's bad because it will ruin the trailer. I'm not sure this should have happened.

Wait, don't they say that when they re-broadcast shows that were originally live? In which case it's appropriate, right? And aren't you dead?

Goldbox, you win.

Judge Reinhold, you've nailed so many of my pet peeves with that post that I sortof suspect you're my wife fucking with me. Congratulations.

Nu-uh, office drone! The definition of consensus is